Don't Worry, Be Happy
In the morning drive to the courthouse. Go in for jury trial. Make a decent closing argument. The verdict comes back quickly. Oh well. Drive home. Take a nap. Listen to the Brewers complete the sweep of the Dodgers in the National League Championship Series. It is on the World Series.
In the morning drive to the courthouse. Go in for the jury trial. Cross-examine witnesses all day long. Drive home. Walk to McDonald’s. Get food and put it in my backpack. Walk home and eat it. Listen to the Brewers beat the Dodgers up again to go up 3 games to 0 in the National League Championship Series.
In the morning drive to the courthouse. Go in for jury trial. All day at the courthouse. Drive home. Walk to McDonald’s. Put my food into my backpack and walk home to eat it. Warm and sunny all day.
In the morning drive to the courthouse. Go in for jury trial. Don’t start picking a jury until late in the afternoon. Drive home. Listen to the Brewers beat the Dodgers in game two of the National League Championship Series.
In the morning drive to the Fox River Mall in Appleton. Catch a ride to Lambeau Field from there. Go see the Packers beat the shit out of the Chicago Bears. Get a ride back to my car. Drive home.
In the morning walk to the office. Prepare two cases for jury trial on Monday. Walk home. Walk down to the lakefront. Throw out a trail of bread and a hundred geese follow after me. Listen to Harvard beat Cornell in an Ivy League showdown in Ithica, New York. Walk home. In the late afternoon walk to the jail. Go in for a consultation. Walk home.
In the morning drive to the courthouse. Go in for a sentencing hearing. Drive home. Walk to the office. Work for a while. Walk home. Stop at the Milwaukee Market to get four tacos. Walk home. Too exhausted to do anything that gets me off the couch. Watch Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country” (1991).
In the morning drive to the courthouse. Go in for a hearing. Drive home. Do a telephone consultation with a client locked up in prison. In the afternoon drive back to the courthouse. Go in for more hearings. Drive home. Walk to Mcdonald’s. Get dinner. There are Monopoly stickers in the bag. Put it in my backpack and walk home to eat it. At night listen to more Major League Baseball playoff action.
In the morning drive to the courthouse. Go in for a hearing. Drive to the Children’s Courthouse detention center. Go in for two consultations. Drive to Subpurpia. Get a turkey sub. Drive home. Eat the sub. Walk to the office. Work for a while. Walk home. Walk north to Locust Street. Walk to Brady Street. Stop to watch more of the Major League Baseball playoffs. Walk home. Stay up late to listen to the Brewers beat the Padres to win the series.
In the morning walk to the office. Work all day. Walk home. Stop to gawk at the damaged stoplight onto the freeweway express ramp on Broadway and Clybourn Street. Not sure how it happened. The city sends out workers to gawk at the damage too.
