Don't Worry, Be Happy
In the morning drive to the jail. Go in for a consultation. Walk over to the Safety Building. Go in for jury trial. Case is adjourned. Drive home. In the afternoon ride my bike out to the Apple Store at Bayshore. Get a new iPhone 18 Pro in black. Ride home.
In the morning drive to Joy Park in the Town of Ixonia. Walk north. Walk west. Walk south. Walk east. Give up earlier than I had planned due to the pain moving around my body. Drive home.
In the morning drive to Farm and Fleet. Buy bird seed. Drive to Sam’s Club. Buy Diet Coke and Ice Mountain water. Drive home. Walk to Locust Street. Get a cheeseburger at Oakland Gyros. Walk home. Listen to Harvard beat up on in-state rival Holy Cross.
In the morning drive to the courthouse. Go in for several hearings. Restitution for the victim is set at zero at my last hearing. Drive home. Walk to the office. Work for a while. Walk home. Walk to McDonald’s. Put the bag of food in my backpack and walk home.
In the morning drive to the courthouse. Go in for jury trial. Make a decent closing argument. The verdict comes back quickly. Oh well. Drive home. Take a nap. Listen to the Brewers complete the sweep of the Dodgers in the National League Championship Series. It is on the World Series.
In the morning drive to the courthouse. Go in for the jury trial. Cross-examine witnesses all day long. Drive home. Walk to McDonald’s. Get food and put it in my backpack. Walk home and eat it. Listen to the Brewers beat the Dodgers up again to go up 3 games to 0 in the National League Championship Series.
In the morning drive to the courthouse. Go in for jury trial. All day at the courthouse. Drive home. Walk to McDonald’s. Put my food into my backpack and walk home to eat it. Warm and sunny all day.
In the morning drive to the courthouse. Go in for jury trial. Don’t start picking a jury until late in the afternoon. Drive home. Listen to the Brewers beat the Dodgers in game two of the National League Championship Series.
In the morning drive to the Fox River Mall in Appleton. Catch a ride to Lambeau Field from there. Go see the Packers beat the shit out of the Chicago Bears. Get a ride back to my car. Drive home.
In the morning walk to the office. Prepare two cases for jury trial on Monday. Walk home. Walk down to the lakefront. Throw out a trail of bread and a hundred geese follow after me. Listen to Harvard beat Cornell in an Ivy League showdown in Ithica, New York. Walk home. In the late afternoon walk to the jail. Go in for a consultation. Walk home.
